We're back at The Clapham Grand as 2025 begins to draw to a close, and, as one of our beloved subscribers, you get first dibs on your favourite spot and access to early bird discounts on General Admission tickets — while stocks last!

And that’s not all: as well as all the usual action and chaos you’ve come to know and love, this show will also feature the first annual Riot Cabaret Awards! Who’s your Breakout Star of 2025? What was your Match of the Year? Which moment had your jaw on the floor?

Don your finest awards night glamour, as we celebrate everything and everyone who helped make this our biggest year so far. We couldn’t do it without you.